Recepie for an HIT Hindi Film!!!1

How to make a story for a Hit bollywood film:

While thinking what should I write for my blog I came across a act of the king Khan and Ranbir at 57^th FilmFare award. Then I thought why not tell you the recipe for a HIT BOLLYWOOD FILM!!!

The recipe for making a hit bollywood movie is very simple. First of all we need to gather all the key ingredient for the movie which includes:

·         A big and well known hero (here big stands for an hero who has good body with muscles)

·         A pretty and beautiful actress who can attract large audience.

·         An item number.

·         And also you may add story to it but it is not so important.

Now first of all gather one or two person to write a script for the movie who can mix romance, comedy, action film into one. This person may be a director or a writer or an useless fellow who can write or if you can’t find any of the option then go and watch a hit south Indian film. You can also hire a good writer for your film who is suppose to be your father for example “Zindigi Na Milegi Dobara” as told by Shri Shri Shah Ruk Khan ji that film had good story.

Now After finding a story contact your Actor and actress  to give you time from his/her so called “busy schedule”. After getting the time place your actor and actress in the story which according to him/her is the very special film along with 100 others.

Now go to an international location for the shooting OR build a extra large set with big rooms and huge dinning cum drawing room to show a middle class family in the film. Give two to three months to cook I mean to make the film where half the time is spend on activites which are not related to the films.

After cooking it I mean making it add songs according to the taste. Now is the time to serve it place the  film on the television and to give it more taste serve your film with promotional activity with your star cast. And Vallah your hit film is READY!!!!  

My aim is not to make fun of our film industry but to tell what the standard of our Bollywood film is now is. Each and every people of the unit work hard for the film but I guess they are not understanding the level which our legends like Raj Kapoor, Dev Anand or Shammi Kapoor left. Its not their fault but it’s ours that we accept those film.